The lorry blockade had flummoxed Mr Piccadilly, who found himself trapped just outside the tunnel at Calais. On the dash, he noticed that his petrol level was alarmingly low.
Frank would have known what to do, mused Mr Piccadilly.
But Frank wasn't there. Mr Piccadilly was alone with a woman and a child (yes, that's right, he was alone), lost on a highway with no petrol in sight.
A long way, that is, from the forever sky in Texas.