i say »you« probably a hundred times a day. when i ran this by my girlfriend, she said: »no way.« she thinks i say »you« more like 20 times a day, though that would be the mean on a scale with some serious extremes. see, our way of solving problems is that i just say »okay« to whatever she says (»yeah, you're right«), but i dress whatever it was she said in a bunch of whatever i like. but i don't tell her. she thinks i'm saying that i say »you« more like 20 times. which, while possibly true, is not always true. especially when i imitate luther vandross: »you got, you got, you got WHAT I WANT.«
