God

God is dead he was eaten alive by pandas.

Did you know that pandas arent actualy people at all but giant squirils sent from mars to conquere our planet?

its a true story. Seriously. These pandas onces came out of the depths of hell (under my house) and started sodomizing my dogs. Needless to say I was quite upset at this. I mean, how would YOU react to your dogs being raped analy by some disgrunaled Squirils?