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on Jul 27th 2000, 17:58:53, Crazy horse wrote the following about


Two elderly nursing home residents were discussing their lives since living in the home. They both agreed life was good, but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather upset because her sex life had really died out since she and her husband came to the home. The other woman said that her sex life was great! »I put both my legs behind my head, when he comes out of the bathroom and sees me like that he gets so excited we have wild sex all night! «Is that rightsaid Ethel. «Well, then, I'm going to try that tonightThat evening, while Ethel's husband was in the bathroom getting ready for bed, so Ethel takes off all her clothes, and although it's a struggle, she manages to get one leg up and behind her head. With some effort she manages to get the other leg behind her head as well. No sooner has she accomplished this great feat, Ethel falls backward and can't move. It's not too long before her husband comes out of the bathroom. With a shocked look on his face, he yells, «FOR GOD'S SAKE, ETHEL, COMB YOUR HAIR AND PUT YOUR TEETH BACK IN, YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE!".

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