Amount of texts to »wife« 112, and there are 88 texts (78.57%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 98 Characters
Average Rating -0.893 points, 60 Not rated texts
First text on Jul 27th 2000, 17:50:08 wrote
Groggy groove about wife
Latest text on Apr 4th 2008, 21:34:42 wrote
Cancer about wife
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(overall: 60)

on Nov 21st 2006, 07:04:42 wrote
tom about wife

on Dec 24th 2006, 10:49:54 wrote
shaggy about wife

on Nov 21st 2006, 07:05:08 wrote
tom about wife

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Texts to »Wife«

Crazy horse wrote on Jul 27th 2000, 21:55:38 about


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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.

harry wrote on Nov 13th 2000, 20:35:31 about


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I led three lives – I mean I had three wives. Actually the meaning is the same if you think about it. I have no contact with the one in the middle. The first one died recently, but I have a reasonably good relationship with wife number three to this day.

agnes wrote on Apr 30th 2004, 15:58:31 about


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It's hard for me to imagine myself as a wife someday. I think it was easier for my mother to imagine her future that way.

Crazy horse wrote on Jul 27th 2000, 17:51:36 about


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Sadie was on her deathbed, with her husband Morris at her side. He held her cold hand as silent tears streamed down his face. »Morris,« she said, weakly. »Hush, my shaina maidel « he interrupted. »Sha, don't talkBut she insisted. »Morris,« she continued. »Before I should die, I have something that I have to confess to you.« »There is nothing to confess,« said the weeping Morris. »It's all right. Everything's all right.« »No, no. I must die in peace. I must confess, Morris, that I have been unfaithful to you.« Burt stroked her hand. »Now, Sadie, don't be concerned. I know all about ithe sobbed. »You doshe gasped. "Sure. Why else would I poison you?

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