| Amount of texts to »wife« |
113, and there are 88 texts (77.88%)
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130 Characters |
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-1.487 points, 0 Not rated texts |
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on Jul 27th 2000, 17:50:08 wrote
Groggy groove
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on Oct 10th 2021, 01:58:10 wrote
Recnac
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Texts to »Wife«
Crazy horse wrote on Jul 27th 2000, 21:55:38 about
wife
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.
agnes wrote on Apr 30th 2004, 15:58:31 about
wife
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It's hard for me to imagine myself as a wife someday. I think it was easier for my mother to imagine her future that way.
Harold wrote on Jan 10th 2005, 15:19:06 about
wife
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My wife is my lifemate, my support and my companion. She is also the love of my life.
I'm very fortunate in her.
the old pirate wrote on Mar 18th 2001, 03:43:31 about
wife
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Wow, neat! Henny Youngman's classic one-liner...
Take my wife...please!
...is a complete joke in just four words.
Top that, will ya!
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intelligence
Created on Aug 29th 2001, 22:47:54 by Jim, contains 17 texts
pontificate
Created on Jul 24th 2000, 23:59:07 by alex, contains 3 texts
Cheetah
Created on Feb 18th 2002, 00:31:10 by Steve, contains 3 texts
DrückerKolonnenOpfer
Created on Mar 26th 2008, 20:59:05 by McDepp, contains 1 texts
solar
Created on Aug 19th 2000, 02:27:45 by sonja, contains 32 texts
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anarchismus
Created on Dec 22nd 2001, 12:00:43 by from sarah with love, contains 22 texts
Drogenkartelle
Created on Jun 26th 2003, 22:30:56 by fuckup.homeunix.net, contains 7 texts
Standardvorgehensweise
Created on Feb 28th 2001, 00:38:15 by Nils, contains 18 texts
da-wird-auch-dein-Herz-sein
Created on Jun 2nd 2011, 01:16:17 by Baumhaus, contains 10 texts
Scheißhaufen-im-Khyberspace
Created on Jan 25th 2022, 19:56:03 by Yadgar, contains 20 texts
Briefkastensaboteur
Created on May 11th 2023, 01:29:15 by schmidt, contains 3 texts
Stehschatten
Created on Mar 2nd 2023, 20:13:37 by Psychosaurus, contains 4 texts
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