agnes wrote on Apr 30th 2004, 15:58:31 about
wife
Rating: 8 point(s) | Read and rate text individuallyIt's hard for me to imagine myself as a wife someday. I think it was easier for my mother to imagine her future that way.
| Amount of texts to »wife« | 112, and there are 89 texts (79.46%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 97 Characters |
| Average Rating | -0.857 points, 64 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Jul 27th 2000, 17:50:08 wrote Groggy groove about wife |
| Latest text | on Apr 4th 2008, 21:34:42 wrote Cancer about wife |
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Crazy horse wrote on Jul 27th 2000, 21:55:38 about
wife
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.
Crazy horse wrote on Jul 27th 2000, 21:48:12 about
wife
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Barbara Walters had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. Ms. Walters approached one of the women for an explanation. »This is marvelous,« she said. »What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?« The Kuwaiti woman replied, »Land mines.«
Sunshine wrote on Feb 20th 2002, 18:32:40 about
wife
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I say I say I say
My wife went to the West Indies
Jamaica?
No she went of her own accord.
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