Yesterday at work while everyone was stocking the shelves in a warehouse a male co worker hit me in the ass with a broom handle. In response, I gave myself a little smack on my own ass. Another co worker, who hates me for reasons that aren't true, said, »What the hell is wrong with you?« Then the guy who hit me with the broom burst in to laughter, he was even rolling on the floor.
Now I think some people think I'm gay, but I'm not. The moral of the story is that I will be the only man to touch my ass. I won't have any other men with broom handles touching my ass.