Five things you learn about life from the movies:
1. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.
2. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from every window in Paris.
3. When fifteen martial arts experts attack you at one time, they will wait patiently for you to disable them.
4. One in every pair of identical twins is born with evil powers.
5. When you switch off the light to go to sleep, your bedroom turns blue.