one time i was on a bend; the bend was on a road and i was driving off it. i had recently come off a binge. i had recently told someone to »get bent.« bent can also refer to steel that has been bent by the man of steel. also think of bend it like beckham, or how gravity bends light. so, to recap, one time i was david beckham, drinking and driving, thinking about quantum physics. it was great. get bent.