»BUTTHOLE SURF THEME SONG« I was walkin' down around Venice way Los Angeles Oh big California A man came up to me About 40, gay I say »Go away...OK...No way...AGGGHHHHHHHGH« BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc. I was ridin' wave around Malibu beach A guy came up to me He was lookin' like a leech He said »Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?« I say "Motherfucker...ifyoureach.. I don't know what I'm goin' to do" BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc. I was ridin' my cruiser in West Hollywood A girl came up to me and she was lookin' mighty good... I was eating quaaludes like butthole surfers should She left me there where I stood BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc. HEY BUTT WHAT THE FUCK WE ALL LIKE YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE A SLUT These lyrics are exactly as they appear on the lyric sheet included in the »Rat Music for Rat People (Vol. 2)«. I'm not sure if these are the correct lyrics, but I would agree that they are quite accurate.
