The Reefer Song One sunny day i was riding my bike and smoking a joint 'cos that's what i like a policeman stopped me and beagn to stare and he said »hey sonny what you smoking there?« i said, it's a reefer do you want some policeman it's a reefer do you want a blast it's a reefer do you want some policeman or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass? Well he put me in his car and he left my bike and he took my reefer which he quite liked we got to the station and his eyes were all red and the sergeant said Constable! You're out of your head! He said yeah, it's a reefer do you want some Sergeant it's a reefer do you want a blast it's a reefer do you want some Sergeant or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass? Well he suspended the constable for his little joke and he went to the bathroom to have a little toke when he got back i rolled another eight and they were being passed around every copper in the place Well i sold them two ounces and one sixteenth and they rolled the biggest joint the world had ever seen And they all sang together: it's a reefer do you want some mindless it's a reefer do you want a blast it's a reefer do you want some mindless thanks for your company and thanks for the grass
