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it was, like, you know, how one of those coasters that you put on the coffee table, like, it gets all soggy from the, um-m-m-m stuff, you know, that stuff, what do you call it, oh yeah, condensation, and it, like overflows the coaster and the coffee table gets stained? You know...like that stain is like what my virginity was like on the football team.