I have a cellular telephone. My company pays for it. Otherwise, I would not have one. I abhor it. My wife says that it's a great thing to have, but I think that people have gotten along fine without them for thousands of years. Napoleon got along fine without a cel phone...well, he probably could have used one at Waterloo...bad example, but I NEVER use it when I am in the car, because that's just fucking insane.