The Guide always tried to follow the guidelines.
She knew her three-ring binder well, the corporate DNA of the world tour franchise. She knew the specs where to put the t-shirts, when to sell the books, how many bathroom breaks to plan.
She knew the rules, the regulations, the meal plans, the costs and benefits.
What she didn't know what really caused the trouble was the power of the Vidalia onion in the hands of an onion lover.