»Sometimes, a fork is not a fork, but half spoon.« »Yes, and it is times like this that the real spooty quality of the spork becomes apparant« »i know what you mean, Reginald! Prongs are useless for eating steak, and it's not bloody good for eating soup!« »Barnaby...« »Yes Reg?« »Fetch me my Fork, and a spoon...«
