Amount of texts to »German« 99, and there are 87 texts (87.88%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 108 Characters
Average Rating -0.182 points, 39 Not rated texts
First text on Feb 17th 2001, 18:02:40 wrote
Gronkor about German
Latest text on Jan 24th 2010, 16:53:09 wrote
the addressed Lord about German
Some texts that have not been rated at all
(overall: 39)

on Nov 26th 2001, 18:07:08 wrote
whatevernext96 about German

on Jun 23rd 2008, 18:38:34 wrote
Arc about German

on Feb 28th 2006, 15:36:47 wrote
Roflcopter about German

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Texts to »German«

Martin wrote on Jun 29th 2001, 03:36:11 about


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Do you know the german alphabet? There are thirty letters:

a (ä) b c d e f g h i j k l m n o (ö) p q r s (ß) t u (ü) v w x y z

ß is a special german letter. It looks like a »B«
but actually it's an old combination of »s« and »s« or »s« and »z«. So it's called »ess-tset« (»ess« is the german name of »s« and »tset« the name of the letter »z«). (It's similiar to »w«, which is also an old combination of two letters: »double u« or »double v«!)

ß is pronounced like english »s« (in »mouse«) or »c« (in the word »ice«), e.g. groß (»big, great«) = »groce«, beißen (»to bite«) = »bicen«. (German s is pronounced normally like english »z«, and german z like »ts«.)

When a short vowel is followed by a consonant in German you use »double consonants« (bb, ff, ll, mm, etc.) Instead of kk you use ck, instead of zz you use tz, and instead of ßß you use ss.
So »groß« is pronounced with a long »o«, but »Boss« (»boss«) is pronounced with a short »o«.

Uh huh wrote on Nov 1st 2001, 05:49:48 about


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Too bad I never learned German language. I did take three years of French in high school though. Someday maybe I'll learn German. And Spanish. And maybe even Japanese. Then I will know what they are saying in the anime cartoons. Maybe I should rent the anime videos with subtitles. But I like the accent too well.

rimmer wrote on Apr 23rd 2001, 04:08:35 about


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Stefan was telling a story, but we weren't really listening. »... and then a wolf came down from the mountains and ate a German.« »Whatwe said, »ate a human?« »Not humanhe sighed. »GERMAN

Dortessa wrote on Jun 3rd 2002, 04:28:09 about


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German : Der Käse ist schwerer !
France : Le fromage es plus lourd !
English : The cheese is heavier !

50 kilogramms of cheese – Reiner Heugabel 48 kg

john wrote on Aug 9th 2002, 03:50:46 about


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I know a little german and he's sitting over there.

Erhan Dogan wrote on Apr 5th 2005, 22:10:02 about


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Ich wünsche mir eine zwei Meter große Germanin, zur Verbindung meiner Gehirnhälften.

Some random keywords

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Some random keywords in the german Blaster

Created on Apr 4th 2001, 21:30:17 by Bram Stoker, contains 7 texts

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