Amount of texts to »German« 99, and there are 87 texts (87.88%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 108 Characters
Average Rating -0.182 points, 39 Not rated texts
First text on Feb 17th 2001, 18:02:40 wrote
Gronkor about German
Latest text on Jan 24th 2010, 16:53:09 wrote
the addressed Lord about German
Some texts that have not been rated at all
(overall: 39)

on Jul 7th 2002, 15:51:09 wrote
test about German

on Apr 5th 2008, 23:10:02 wrote
McWasp about German

on Jan 23rd 2008, 10:07:47 wrote
Emma Example about German

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Texts to »German«

Martin wrote on Jun 29th 2001, 03:36:11 about


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Do you know the german alphabet? There are thirty letters:

a (ä) b c d e f g h i j k l m n o (ö) p q r s (ß) t u (ü) v w x y z

ß is a special german letter. It looks like a »B«
but actually it's an old combination of »s« and »s« or »s« and »z«. So it's called »ess-tset« (»ess« is the german name of »s« and »tset« the name of the letter »z«). (It's similiar to »w«, which is also an old combination of two letters: »double u« or »double v«!)

ß is pronounced like english »s« (in »mouse«) or »c« (in the word »ice«), e.g. groß (»big, great«) = »groce«, beißen (»to bite«) = »bicen«. (German s is pronounced normally like english »z«, and german z like »ts«.)

When a short vowel is followed by a consonant in German you use »double consonants« (bb, ff, ll, mm, etc.) Instead of kk you use ck, instead of zz you use tz, and instead of ßß you use ss.
So »groß« is pronounced with a long »o«, but »Boss« (»boss«) is pronounced with a short »o«.

jo wrote on Feb 19th 2001, 18:59:14 about


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Gronkor's 'German proverb' is neither old nor a proverb, it is just idiotic.

Uh huh wrote on Nov 1st 2001, 05:49:48 about


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Too bad I never learned German language. I did take three years of French in high school though. Someday maybe I'll learn German. And Spanish. And maybe even Japanese. Then I will know what they are saying in the anime cartoons. Maybe I should rent the anime videos with subtitles. But I like the accent too well.

whatevernext96 wrote on Oct 20th 2001, 15:09:53 about


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Isn't the nature of a language supposed to depend on how and where we use it? The early circumstances of my use of German (as a young student visitor in Heidelberg) were so overwhelmingly pleasant that I have been quasi -in love with the language ever since. The same cannot, alas, be said for my even more extensive acquaintance with French, especially of late years!! On the other hand – says she, apparently destroying her own linguistic argument – I've never actually used my A-level Latin, but have always found it perfectly agreeable as far as it goes....

Gronkör wrote on May 17th 2001, 17:25:33 about


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We like to say things like »Zack Zack« in Germany.

Gaddhafi wrote on Dec 31st 2001, 02:38:58 about


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It seems as though the most-part of the english Assoziations-Blasters' users were german, which is most likely not the way it was intended to be.

Some random keywords

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Some random keywords in the german Blaster

Created on Jan 24th 2002, 18:16:52 by lizzie, contains 28 texts

Created on Dec 4th 2000, 10:58:39 by chakk, contains 20 texts

Created on Dec 16th 2001, 21:23:49 by Süße, contains 7 texts

Created on May 19th 2003, 17:07:31 by wauz, contains 8 texts

Created on Apr 5th 2001, 13:42:26 by Richie, contains 14 texts

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