Amount of texts to »German« 99, and there are 87 texts (87.88%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 108 Characters
Average Rating -0.172 points, 39 Not rated texts
First text on Feb 17th 2001, 18:02:40 wrote
Gronkor about German
Latest text on Jan 24th 2010, 16:53:09 wrote
the addressed Lord about German
Some texts that have not been rated at all
(overall: 39)

on Jun 23rd 2008, 18:38:30 wrote
Arc about German

on Jan 23rd 2008, 10:07:47 wrote
Emma Example about German

on Jun 23rd 2008, 18:38:34 wrote
Arc about German

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Texts to »German«

Martin wrote on Jun 29th 2001, 03:36:11 about


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Do you know the german alphabet? There are thirty letters:

a (ä) b c d e f g h i j k l m n o (ö) p q r s (ß) t u (ü) v w x y z

ß is a special german letter. It looks like a »B«
but actually it's an old combination of »s« and »s« or »s« and »z«. So it's called »ess-tset« (»ess« is the german name of »s« and »tset« the name of the letter »z«). (It's similiar to »w«, which is also an old combination of two letters: »double u« or »double v«!)

ß is pronounced like english »s« (in »mouse«) or »c« (in the word »ice«), e.g. groß (»big, great«) = »groce«, beißen (»to bite«) = »bicen«. (German s is pronounced normally like english »z«, and german z like »ts«.)

When a short vowel is followed by a consonant in German you use »double consonants« (bb, ff, ll, mm, etc.) Instead of kk you use ck, instead of zz you use tz, and instead of ßß you use ss.
So »groß« is pronounced with a long »o«, but »Boss« (»boss«) is pronounced with a short »o«.

jo wrote on Feb 19th 2001, 18:59:14 about


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Gronkor's 'German proverb' is neither old nor a proverb, it is just idiotic.

rimmer wrote on Apr 23rd 2001, 04:08:35 about


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Stefan was telling a story, but we weren't really listening. »... and then a wolf came down from the mountains and ate a German.« »Whatwe said, »ate a human?« »Not humanhe sighed. »GERMAN

Prolet wrote on Feb 20th 2006, 15:42:32 about


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I do hope that my english isn't so bad, but i wrote an A in the last test! And according to an Website of some-english-speaking-institute i achieved the Advanced Learner's level.
By the way, i'm German and i don't wear leather-pants (Lederhosen) (hope this word exists in english)

Uh huh wrote on Nov 1st 2001, 05:49:48 about


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Too bad I never learned German language. I did take three years of French in high school though. Someday maybe I'll learn German. And Spanish. And maybe even Japanese. Then I will know what they are saying in the anime cartoons. Maybe I should rent the anime videos with subtitles. But I like the accent too well.

john wrote on Aug 9th 2002, 03:50:46 about


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I know a little german and he's sitting over there.

Some random keywords

Created on Jul 4th 2002, 08:16:14 by cliff, contains 12 texts

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Created on Apr 25th 2000, 14:59:00 by PikeWake, contains 15 texts

Created on Jun 11th 2001, 21:34:03 by Emma Example, contains 5 texts

Some random keywords in the german Blaster

Created on Sep 3rd 2002, 09:05:08 by Ugullugu, contains 11 texts

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