| Amount of texts to »fridge« | 13, and there are 10 texts (76.92%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 133 Characters |
| Average Rating | 2.923 points, 0 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 15:10:07 wrote Groggy groove about fridge |
| Latest text | on May 5th 2003, 06:41:57 wrote Quincy about fridge |
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I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for beakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
(William Carlos Williams, This is just to say)
How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.
Does the light stay on when the fridge door closes? How do people behave when no one is watching?
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.
i once tried to make LSD by putting a piece of wheat bread under the fridge, allowing it to get moldy, and then eating the mold-- but it didn't work. at least not in the way that i'd planned.
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| Some random keywords in the german Blaster |
Gaul
Pferd
Gedanken-einer-Katze
Frührentner
Atomkraftgegner
Resonanzschwanz
Pluum-un-Klüten
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