Heart

Where did our Valentine's day perfect red heart come from? This perfectly symmetrical shape is someone reminiscent of the human cardiovascular pump, and is certainly easier to draw. Two round swoops, like a perfect pair of buttocks. Then they converge into a point, which can be aimed at the object of affection. Love can be a deadly weapon, and this vibrant form is its sigil.

A vital organ of the body, once believed to the the source of emotions and sentiment.

It is now known that the source of emotions and sentiment is the stomach, particularly among newlywed husbands who remind their brides, far too often, how good the stuff was that Mom made.

The process by which a steak becomes a feeling, tender or not, is not quite understood.

The beautiful tasty treat taht makes us all clocks. My heart is more Timex than Rolex but it still works the same.

What is a change of heart?

feel by brain and think by heart

My heart never lies to me. I always know what's in my heart and even though the human in me doubts what I can't explain by facts, my heart never needs an explanation. It is the only thing I can count on.

My heart seems to beat much faster these days, especially in the mornings. It often sounds in my ears like a computer going at full tilt....

My heart is like a goldfish, that doesn't know any better than to keep eating until it kills itself.

Following a myocardial infection, my heart, as shown in x-ray, was swollen to the size of a honeydew melon.

I asked the doctor if I could send the x-ray to my ex-wife....

He laughed.