Story

Stories go in circles. They don´t go in straight lines. So it helps, if you listen in circles. There are stories inside stories and stories beween stories and finding your way through them is as easy – and as hard – as finding your way home.

The story I am about to relate, and to which I shall recur at intervals, arose out of one of these rambles; and thus I have been led to speak of them by way of preface.

The grandmother said she would tell the kids a story if they would keep quiet. When she told a story, she rolled her eyes and waved her head and was very dramatic. She said once when she was a maiden lady she had been courted by a Mr. Edgar Atkins Teagarden from Jasper, Georgia. She said he was a very good-looking man and a gentleman and that he brought her a watermelon every Saturday afternoon with his initials cut in it, E. A. T. Well, one Saturday, she said, Mr. Teagarden brought the watermelon and there was nobody at home and he left it on the front porch and returned in his buggy to Jasper, but she never got the watermelon, she said, because a nigger boy ate it when he saw the initials, E.A.T.! This story tickled John Wesley´s funny bone and he giggled and giggled but June Star didn´t think it was any good. She said she wouldn´t marry a man that just brought her a watermelon on Saturday. The grandmother said she would have done well to marry Mr. Teagarden because he was a gentleman and had bought Coca-Cola stock when it first came out and that he died only a few years ago, a very wealthy man.

I remember that story about a guy working at an open-air mine at the foot of a mighty mountain. The sunbeams were so hard on his naked back that he wished he would become the sun. His wish came true instantly: he became the sun. He sent out his beams all over the world and felt very powerful. All of a sudden a large cloud appeared and blocked the sunbeams. At once he felt very weak and wished he could be as powerful as a large cloud. And instantly again he became a large cloud blocking the sunshine. But the wind wouldn't let him settle in one place and would even blow him away. He wished he could be as powerful as the wind and yet again his wish came true. He started traveling around the globe shattering clouds and provoking hurricanes and sea storms. But as he swept across the continent, he came to a complete stop because of a very large obstacle: a huge mountain. He wished he could be that mountain, and...you know.
As a mountain he felt very strong, as though he would be there eternally. But he was annoyed by the sound of a hammer, the hammer of a miner carving through his foot with his naked back tanned by the ruthless sun...

story – pattern, spread in space, experienced in time – spread in time, experienced in space – whatever, it happens, and we ride the wave, up, up and down, going somewhere cause it's there, and we weren't going there before

once upon a time there was a little girl called alice her dad died and she was put into a orphanige.
she made frends with a servant a little girl called anna,she also made friends with susie and beka.
then one day in a attic she finds a lamp
she rubs it, and out pops a blue geine,
he gives her three wishes.
she wishes for her dad to come alive and take her home.
her friends to come live with them even the slave girl.
finally to have all the luxjuries in the world such as gols,money,tasty food,rubies,emaralds,crystals,diamonds,amber and more.
she then lives happliy after
the end

[Text: Edgar Allan Poe, 'The Duke De L'Omelette' (A), the Saturday Courier, March 3, 1832, vol II, no. 49, p. 1.]



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Written for the Saturday Courier.
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THE DUKE DE L'OMELETTE.

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And stepped at once into a cooler clime.

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KEATS fell by a criticism. Who was it died of 'The Andromache?' Ignoble souls! De L'Omelette perished of an ortolan. L'histoire en est brieve. Assist me,
Apicius!

A golden cage bore the luxurious little wanderer, enamored, melting, indolent, to the Chaussee D'Antin, from its home in far Peru. From its queenly possessor La
Bellissima, to the Duke De L'Omelette, six peers of the empire conveyed the happy bird. It was 'All for Love.'

That night the Duke was to sup alone. In the privacy of his bureau he reclined languidly on that ottoman for which he sacrificed his loyalty in outbidding his king —
the notorious ottoman of Cadet.

He buried his face in the pillow. The clock struck. Unable to restrain his feelings, his Grace swallowed an olive.

The door opens to the sound of soft music, and the most delicate of birds is before the most enamored of men! — horror! — dog! — Baptiste! — l'oiseau! ah,
bon Dieu! cet oiseau modeste que tu as deshabille de ses plumes, et que tu as servi sans papier!'

It is superfluous to say more: — the Duke expired in a paroxysm of disgust.

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'Ha! ha! ha!' — said his grace on the third day after his decease.

'He! he! he!' — replied the Devil faintly, and drawing himself up with an air of hauteur.

'Why, surely you are not serious,' retorted De l'Omelette — 'you have no bona fide intentions of — of — putting such — such barbarous threats into execution.'

'No what?' said his majesty — 'come, sir, strip!'

'Strip, indeed! very pretty 'faith! no, sir, I shall not strip. Who are you, pray, that I, Duc de l'Omelette, Prince de Fois-Gras, just come of age, author of the
Mazurkiad, and Member of the Academy, should divest myself, at your bidding, of the sweetest pantaloons ever made by Stultz, the daintiest robe-de-chambre ever
put together by Rombert — not to mention the taking my hair out of paper — all to gratify your blood-thirsty propensities!'

'Who am I? — ah! true! I am Baal-Zebub, Prince of the Fly. I took thee, just now, from an inlaid coffin, curiously scented, and labelled as per invoice. Belial sent
thee, my inspector of cemeteries. The pantaloons, which thou sayest, were made by Stultz, are an excellent pair of linen drawers; and thy robe de chambre is a
shroud of no scanty dimensions.[[']]

'Sir! I am not to be insulted with impunity! — Sir! I shall take the earliest opportunity of avenging this insult! Sir! you shall hear from me! in the meantime au
revoir.' And the duke was bowing himself out of the Satanic presence, when he was interrupted, and brought back by a gentleman in waiting.

Upon this his Grace rubbed his eyes — yawned — shrugged his shoulders — reflected: and having become satisfied of his identity, he took a bird's eye view of his
whereabouts.

The apartment was superb. De l'Omelette pronounced it 'bien comme il faut.' It was not very long, nor very broad — but its height! — ah, that was appalling!
There was no ceiling — certainly none — but a dense, whirling mass of fiery-colored clouds. His Grace's brain reeled as he glanced upwards.

There was a chain of an unknown, blood-red metal — its upper end lost, like Col ——— e, parmi les nues. From its nether extremity hung a hugh cresset. The
duke knew it to be a ruby — but poured from it a light so intense, so still, so terrible — Persia never worshipped such — Gheber never imagined such — Mussulman
never dreamed of such, when, drugged with opium, he has tottered to a bed of poppies, his back to the flowers, and his face to the God Apollo. The Duc muttered a
slight oath, decidedly approbatory.

The corners of the room were rounded into niches. Three of these were filled with statues of gigantic proportions. Their beauty was Grecian, their deformity
Egyptian, their tout ensemble French. In the fourth niche the statue was veiled; it was not colossal. But then there was a taper ankle, a sandalled foot. De L'Omelette
pressed his hand upon his heart, closed his eyes, raised them, and caught his Satanic Majesty — in a blush.

But the paintings! — Rupris! [[Kupris!]] Astarte! Astoreth! A thousand and the same! And Rafaelle has beheld them! Yes! Rafaelle has been here! — for did he
not paint the — -, and was he not consequently damned?

The paintings — the paintings! O luxury! O love! Who, gazing on those forbidden beauties, shall have eyes for the dainty devices of the golden frames, that lie
imbedded, and asleep in those swelling walls of eider-down?

But the lofty, narrow windows of stained flass, [column 2:] and porphyry! — how many! — how magnificent! — And the curtains! — ah! that aerial silk! — the
vapour-like floating of that gorgeous drapery!
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The Duke's heart is fainting within him! oh, no. He is not, as you suppose, dizzy with magnificence — nor drunk with the extatic breath of those innumerable
censers. C'est vrai, que, de toutes ces choses, il a fait un memorandum — mais!

The Duke de l'Omelette is horror-stricken — for through the lurid vista which a single uncurtained window is affording, lo! gleams the most ghastly of all fires!

Le pauvre Duc! Could he have imagined that the glorious, the voluptuous, the never-dying symphonies of that melodious hall, as they passed filtered, and
transmuted through the alchemy of that enchanted glass, were the wailings, and the howlings of the hopeless and the damned? And there too — there! on that
ottoman! — who could he be? — he! — the petit-maitre — no — the Deity! — who sat as if carved in marble — et qui sourit, with his pale countenance, si
amerement?

Mais il faut agir. A Frenchman never faints outright. Besides, his grace hated a scene. De l'Omelette [[is]] himself again.

There were some foils upon a table — some points also. The Duke had studied under B ——— . Il await tue ses six hommes. Now, then! — il peut s' echapper!
Horreur! His majesty does not fence!

Mais il joue! What a thought! — His grace has an excellent memory.

Have you dipped in the 'Diable' of Abbe Gualtier. It is said 'que le Diable n'ose pas refuser un jeu d' Ecarte.' But the chances! True! desperate. Bunot more
than himself. Besides, was he not in the secret? Had he not skimmed over Pere La Chaise? Was he not a member of the Academy? 'Si je perds — [[']] said he [[']]
— , Je serai deux fois perdu — I shall be doubly dammed — voila tout' (Here the duke shrugged his shoulders.) — Eh bein! si Je gagne! — que les cartes soient
preparees.'
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His grace was all care, all attention — his majesty all confidence. A spectator would have thought of Francis and Charles. De l'Omelette thought of his game. His
majesty did not think — he shuffled. The grace coupa.

The cards were dealt. The trump is turned slowly mais avec un air de fierte. The corner appears — it is — it is — the king! no it was the queen. His Majesty
cursed her masculine habiliments. De l'Omelette laid his hand upon his heart. They play. The Duc counts.

The hand is out. His majesty counts heavily, smiles, and has taken wine. The Duke slips a card.

'Cest a vous a faire' — said his majesty, cutting.

His grace bowed, dealt, and arose from the table, en presentant le Roi. His majesty looked chagrined.

Had the drunkard not been Alexander, he would have been Diogenes — and the Duke assured his majesty en partant, 'que sit n'etait pas De l'Omelette il
n'aurait point d'objection d'etre le Diable.'

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