| Amount of texts to »tongue« | 39, and there are 38 texts (97.44%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 107 Characters |
| Average Rating | 1.128 points, 12 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 16th 2000, 18:10:45 wrote Groggy groove about tongue |
| Latest text | on Nov 7th 2023, 08:16:53 wrote Min about tongue |
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(overall: 12) |
on Feb 1st 2004, 00:57:48 wrote
on Feb 1st 2004, 00:57:53 wrote
on Aug 24th 2003, 17:50:52 wrote |
The tongue is a two edged sword
With one edge you smite your enemy
With the other you smite your self
Far better it is to hold the sword in its scabbord
Than to unsheath it with an unskilled hand.
The first thing my mother did when she saw me was to cut my tongue.
»Why did you do that to me, Mother?«
»I told you.«
»Tell me again.«
»I cut it so that you would not be tongue-tied. Your tongue would be able to move in any language. You´ll be able to speak languages that are completely different from one another. You´ll be able to pronounce anything. Your frenum looked too tight to do those things, so I cut it.«
»But isn´t ´a ready tongue an evil?«
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»Why didn´t you cut my brothers´ and sisters´ tongues?«
»They didn´t need it.«
»Why not? Were theirs longer than mine?«
»Why don´t you quit blabbering and get to work?«
it amazes me how we can make our tongues move and just sit there motionless, our tongues moving which ever way we impulse them to. I sit at the mirror all the time. it starts to scare you after a while.
Sex was a mystery to me, until I learned to kiss using my tongue.
I stick my tongue straight down into my drink; it makes it sweet and hot all at once.
There's a German girl who's about 11 years old who has the world's longest tongue.
She'll be really popular when she grows up.
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