| Amount of texts to »tongue« | 39, and there are 38 texts (97.44%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 107 Characters |
| Average Rating | 1.128 points, 12 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 16th 2000, 18:10:45 wrote Groggy groove about tongue |
| Latest text | on Nov 7th 2023, 08:16:53 wrote Min about tongue |
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(overall: 12) |
on Dec 22nd 2003, 03:58:46 wrote
on Jun 13th 2002, 23:38:36 wrote
on Jan 22nd 2004, 03:42:27 wrote |
The tongue is a two edged sword
With one edge you smite your enemy
With the other you smite your self
Far better it is to hold the sword in its scabbord
Than to unsheath it with an unskilled hand.
ever think about how your tongue is really a lot like a big, muscular, slug that writhes around in your mouth?
The first time I thought about that, it grossed me out too. (the first time I thought about it was when Linus mentioned the very same thing to Lucy in an old Peanuts comic strip)
The first thing my mother did when she saw me was to cut my tongue.
»Why did you do that to me, Mother?«
»I told you.«
»Tell me again.«
»I cut it so that you would not be tongue-tied. Your tongue would be able to move in any language. Youīll be able to speak languages that are completely different from one another. Youīll be able to pronounce anything. Your frenum looked too tight to do those things, so I cut it.«
»But isnīt īa ready tongue an evil?«
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»Why didnīt you cut my brothersī and sistersī tongues?«
»They didnīt need it.«
»Why not? Were theirs longer than mine?«
»Why donīt you quit blabbering and get to work?«
I stick my tongue straight down into my drink; it makes it sweet and hot all at once.
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