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Woman

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Amount of texts to »woman«	80, and there are 61 texts (76.25%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts	148 Characters
Average Rating	2.225 points, 17 Not rated texts
First text	on Apr 25th 2000, 21:29:15 wrote 150 ml odol about woman
Latest text	on May 6th 2009, 22:58:49 wrote @@Emily Aphra@@ about woman
Some texts that have not been rated at all (overall: 17)	on Aug 15th 2002, 17:32:03 wrote Tweeker about woman on May 13th 2007, 15:56:27 wrote rambod about woman on Apr 14th 2001, 18:06:50 wrote rocktastic@hotmail.com about woman

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Texts to »Woman«

Groggy groove wrote on May 24th 2000, 21:09:34 about

woman

Rating: 20 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

The old women, thrifty with words, haggling for oranges, their mouths take bites out of the air. They know the value of oranges. They had to learn everything on their own.

The young women are the worst off, no one has bothered to show them things. You can see their minds on their faces, they are like little lakes before a storm. They don´t know it´s confusion that makes them sad. It´s lucky in a way though, because the young men take a look of confusion for inscrutability, and this excites them and makes them want to own this face they don´t understand, something to be tinkered with at their leisure.

Daniel Arnold wrote on Sep 30th 2001, 07:23:40 about

woman

Rating: 13 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

What would this world be without women.
A world full of men.

KD wrote on Aug 21st 2000, 16:18:52 about

woman

Rating: 168 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

Frank Leigh Dearie once met a woman jazz pianist with the same last name. Blossom Dearie had a voice of orange creams and long lovely fingers. Staring at Frank across the space of a tiny table in a tacky restaurant just outside San Francisco, she knew just what she wanted.

@@Emily Aphra@@ wrote on May 6th 2009, 22:58:49 about

woman

Rating: 20 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

There was an old woman tossed in a basket.
Seventeen times as high as the moon;
But where she was going no mortal could tell,
For under her arm she carried a broom.

»Old woman, old woman, old woman,« said I,
»Whither, oh whither, oh whither so high?«
"To sweep the cobwebs from the sky;
And I'll be with you by-and-by

blöök! wrote on Apr 29th 2000, 20:49:29 about

woman

Rating: 4 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

Three women are having lunch, discussing their husbands. The first says, »My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a pair of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they weren't mine!«
The second says, »My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a condom in his wallet, so I poked it full of holes with my sewing needle!«
The third woman fainted...

chainik wrote on Dec 10th 2002, 03:40:54 about

woman

Rating: 3 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

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citron vert wrote on Mar 29th 2001, 22:28:03 about

woman

Rating: 3 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

When I was in my early twenties, I knew everything there was to know about women.

Now some forty years later, I know nothing about them.

The older I get, the more baffled I am by them.

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