Amount of texts to »woman« 80, and there are 63 texts (78.75%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 145 Characters
Average Rating 2.200 points, 17 Not rated texts
First text on Apr 25th 2000, 21:29:15 wrote
150 ml odol about woman
Latest text on May 6th 2009, 22:58:49 wrote
@@Emily Aphra@@ about woman
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(overall: 17)

on Apr 14th 2001, 18:06:50 wrote
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Texts to »Woman«

Groggy groove wrote on May 24th 2000, 21:09:34 about

woman

Rating: 20 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

The old women, thrifty with words, haggling for oranges, their mouths take bites out of the air. They know the value of oranges. They had to learn everything on their own.

The young women are the worst off, no one has bothered to show them things. You can see their minds on their faces, they are like little lakes before a storm. They don´t know it´s confusion that makes them sad. It´s lucky in a way though, because the young men take a look of confusion for inscrutability, and this excites them and makes them want to own this face they don´t understand, something to be tinkered with at their leisure.

@@Emily Aphra@@ wrote on May 6th 2009, 22:58:49 about

woman

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There was an old woman tossed in a basket.
Seventeen times as high as the moon;
But where she was going no mortal could tell,
For under her arm she carried a broom.

»Old woman, old woman, old woman,« said I,
»Whither, oh whither, oh whither so high
"To sweep the cobwebs from the sky;
And I'll be with you by-and-by

KD wrote on Aug 21st 2000, 16:18:52 about

woman

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Frank Leigh Dearie once met a woman jazz pianist with the same last name. Blossom Dearie had a voice of orange creams and long lovely fingers. Staring at Frank across the space of a tiny table in a tacky restaurant just outside San Francisco, she knew just what she wanted.

blöök! wrote on Apr 29th 2000, 20:49:29 about

woman

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Three women are having lunch, discussing their husbands. The first says, »My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a pair of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they weren't mine!«
The second says, »My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a condom in his wallet, so I poked it full of holes with my sewing needle!«
The third woman fainted...

D.G.Toll wrote on Feb 10th 2001, 23:27:22 about

woman

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Thrush is an infection which affects many women at some time in their lives. It is caused by a yeast called Monilia or Candida albicans which many people have on their skin or sometimes in the mouth and bowl.
Most of the time this yeast causes no harm and you would not know it was there at all.
But sometimes it multiplies and many cause infections, such as nappy rash in babies and mouth infection in the elderly.

There are many factors that can encourage yeast to multiply and cause thrush:
-warmth and moisture
-pregnancy
-antibiotics
-broken skin
-general health
-sex


the old pirate wrote on Mar 12th 2001, 11:20:21 about

woman

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(noun) An animal usually found in the vicinity of man, susceptible to domestication. The species is the most widely distributed of all beasts of prey. The root of the name (wolf-man) is incorrect, for the creature is of the feline variety. Woman is lithe and graceful in its movements, particularly the Brasilian kind. It is omnivorous and reputedly can be taught not to talk.

x wrote on Aug 8th 2000, 23:03:51 about

woman

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get yourself a woman should you be feeling any pain in your rib cage.

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