In the pantry at my grandmother's house, I saw a 25-year old box of Bisquick (I kid you not) and on the front of the box was a big starburst with the words »NEW! 25% more!« It still claims to be new, but I happen to know different. My question: Is this what they mean by »Everything old is new again?« My answer: I sure as hell wouldn't eat any biscuits made from it.
