... there shall in that time be rumours of things going astray, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lie those little things with the sort of raffia work base, that has an attachment. At this time a friend shall lose his friends's hammer and the young shall not know where lie the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock ... (taken from Monty Python's Life of Brian)