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Zabuda wrote on Jul 10th 2004, 00:49:39 about
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I still don't remember where that sould be, but in China they have those strange mountains; green and so steep that no one should ever be able to climb upon them. Saw them in my geography book in 9th grade, and ever since that moment I´m keen on getting there.
citron vert wrote on Apr 6th 2001, 03:45:17 about
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Many man-made structures are visible from space, say from a space station.
The Great Wall of China, however, is not visible from the Moon.
So say those who have been there and looked.
elfboi wrote on Dec 17th 2002, 20:52:03 about
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(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
the old pirate wrote on Mar 7th 2001, 22:30:36 about
China
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Astronauts report that the Great Wall of China is not visible from space. Sorry, people.
KD wrote on Sep 20th 2000, 22:16:09 about
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»The Great Wall of China,« said Piccadilly, taking a long swig from his pint, »is the only man-made structure visible from space.«
»You always go on about space,« said Frank. He wasn't sure if he was complaining.
»Anywhere out of this world, Frank. Anywhere looks good from here.«
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