Amount of texts to »China« 29, and there are 29 texts (100.00%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 212 Characters
Average Rating 1.621 points, 7 Not rated texts
First text on May 8th 2000, 00:04:51 wrote
chorus about China
Latest text on Oct 23rd 2025, 23:12:09 wrote
addressed Lord about China
Some texts that have not been rated at all
(overall: 7)

on Jul 9th 2021, 22:10:00 wrote
Bürgerfried about China

on Oct 30th 2015, 09:35:14 wrote
carolyn stewart about China

on Aug 1st 2021, 22:37:23 wrote
Bürgerfried about China

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Texts to »China«

elfboi wrote on Dec 17th 2002, 20:52:03 about

China

Rating: 3 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

chorus wrote on May 8th 2000, 00:04:51 about

China

Rating: 6 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

I think I'll move to China
but it will probably rain
Something about the mountains
Might explain it all

KD wrote on Sep 20th 2000, 22:16:09 about

China

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»The Great Wall of Chinasaid Piccadilly, taking a long swig from his pint, »is the only man-made structure visible from space

»You always go on about spacesaid Frank. He wasn't sure if he was complaining.

»Anywhere out of this world, Frank. Anywhere looks good from here

taylor wrote on Sep 2nd 2003, 05:50:27 about

China

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i would like to visit although i think it is my responsibility to learn the language where i am visiting. i can't see how a westerner as stubborn as me could learn an eastern language though.

The Green Man wrote on Jun 2nd 2000, 02:11:50 about

China

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In China there is a town where everything is grey, from the mud to the houses to the hair on the people. In the middle of this town is a statue, made of iron, and instead of being grey, it's rusty brown.

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