| Amount of texts to »brain« | 77, and there are 75 texts (97.40%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 182 Characters |
| Average Rating | 2.792 points, 7 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 15th 2000, 16:37:02 wrote Babylon 69 about brain |
| Latest text | on Aug 11th 2025, 10:28:30 wrote Gerhard about brain |
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on Mar 3rd 2008, 18:24:54 wrote
on Aug 11th 2007, 21:58:46 wrote
on Aug 11th 2025, 10:28:30 wrote |
I used to know a guy named Brain. They made a mistake at the hospital just after he was born and typed »Brain« instead of »Brian.« You'd think something like that would really mess someone up, but Brain loved his name – wore it like a feather in his hat.
The brain sits there, in a tank of bubbling nutrients, apparently just... thinking.
I washed my brain last night and now I can't do a thing with it.
Sometimes I think my brain is it's own entity.
I tell it to do something for me and it's like a kid – sticks its tongue out at me and does nothing.
And then sometimes, I'd be just sitting there, doing nothing in particular and all of a sudden my brain starts jumping up and down yelling at me that it found the answer to a question I never asked it to solve.
Most of the time we get along real well.
Right now, we don't.
Brain, please do what you're told.
Brains on this planet are groupings of tangled neurons, intermixed with nutrition structures to keep the brain awake and running for a reasonable period of time. If you are lucky your brain has connections which allow it to work reasonably well.
Then you sleep and get to try again tomorrow.
my brain is the best toy i ever had and i don't need permission or instructions to play with it!
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