Amount of texts to »brain« 77, and there are 75 texts (97.40%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 182 Characters
Average Rating 2.792 points, 7 Not rated texts
First text on Apr 15th 2000, 16:37:02 wrote
Babylon 69 about brain
Latest text on Aug 11th 2025, 10:28:30 wrote
Gerhard about brain
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on Aug 11th 2025, 10:28:30 wrote
Gerhard about brain

on May 28th 2005, 04:47:21 wrote
quart about brain

on Sep 17th 2005, 12:15:39 wrote
call me brian about brain

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Texts to »Brain«

seele wrote on Sep 10th 2008, 15:09:46 about

brain

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Sometimes I think my brain is it's own entity.
I tell it to do something for me and it's like a kid – sticks its tongue out at me and does nothing.
And then sometimes, I'd be just sitting there, doing nothing in particular and all of a sudden my brain starts jumping up and down yelling at me that it found the answer to a question I never asked it to solve.

Most of the time we get along real well.
Right now, we don't.
Brain, please do what you're told.

rimmer wrote on May 29th 2001, 14:36:54 about

brain

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I washed my brain last night and now I can't do a thing with it.

Kitteh Katt wrote on Sep 11th 2011, 08:28:10 about

brain

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I cannot brain today, I have the dumb.

rimmer wrote on May 6th 2001, 03:38:06 about

brain

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The brain sits there, in a tank of bubbling nutrients, apparently just... thinking.

Lying lynx wrote on May 24th 2000, 21:18:52 about

brain

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The rain quits and starts again.
So does my brain.

SEWilco wrote on Apr 19th 2000, 18:02:54 about

brain

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Brains on this planet are groupings of tangled neurons, intermixed with nutrition structures to keep the brain awake and running for a reasonable period of time. If you are lucky your brain has connections which allow it to work reasonably well.

Then you sleep and get to try again tomorrow.

Soren wrote on Jan 3rd 2001, 06:20:34 about

brain

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Left brain, right brain – it all sounds so political.

Jeff wrote on May 8th 2000, 07:29:41 about

brain

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I used to know a guy named Brain. They made a mistake at the hospital just after he was born and typed »Brain« instead of »Brian.« You'd think something like that would really mess someone up, but Brain loved his name – wore it like a feather in his hat.

highlander wrote on Aug 14th 2001, 02:34:03 about

brain

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Scientists say we only use a very small percentage of our brain. Just think about it, if we'd use 100% of our brain! What would mankind be capable of then?

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