Drink

Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City.

They both order pints of Guinness.

One of them turns to the other and says »So where are you from, then?«

»I'm from Ireland.«

»Me too! I'll drink to that.«

They both finish their pints and order two more.

»Where in Ireland are you from?«

»Dublin.«

»Me too! I'll drink to that.«

They both finish their pints and order two more.

»Where in Dublin are you from?«

»The East Side.«

»The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! I'll drink to that!«

They both finish their pints and order two more.

»Where on the East Side are you from?«

»McDonagh Street.«

»Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that.«

As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, »That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on?«

»Oh, it's nothing amazing,« says the bartender, »it's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again.«

Drink your milk and get on your horse.

To take in a liquid orally. A liquid for human consumtion. Present and future tense (past tense drank) Drink your milk and go to bed my child.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.

(Lazarus Long)

I´d like another drink I think
Another drink to make me pink
I think I´ll drink until I stink
I´ll drink until I cannot blink

I want some beer to make me cheer
Hurray! Hurrah! A cheer for beer!
I will not stick it in my ear
Hurrah! Hurray! I´m here for beer!

I´ll drink with my friends Jack and Ron
I´ll drink until my liver´s gone
I´ll invite Sam and Bud and you
And Captain Morgan can come, too

I´m loaded now, Ihave to go
My brain is working very slow
There´s just onething I need to know:
Where is my home? Can I ever go?

Don't drink and drive. Don't drink to much if
you want to live long. Real drinking can't be healthy.