onion
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Amount of texts to »onion« | 38, and there are 35 texts (92.11%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
Average lenght of texts | 89 Characters |
Average Rating | 7.026 points, 2 Not rated texts |
First text | on Apr 11th 2000, 23:01:48 wrote ETree about onion |
Latest text | on Jan 30th 2019, 22:10:21 wrote sarit about onion |
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on Mar 7th 2002, 22:08:04 wrote
on Sep 26th 2013, 18:00:07 wrote |
And often, often in my life, I have found myself sitting alone in the dark, looking at my onion-self in my hands and wondering wondering where my Solveig has gone.
Do onions make you cry? Try slicing them under running water, or freeze them before you slice them. Or hold a slice of bread in your mouth while you slice them. People will wonder what you're up to, and may start an interesting conversation which may lead to a long and exciting relationship.
There is nothing quite so fine as the feel and the fit of a firm onion against your palm, just before you peel it and place it on the chopping board.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
An onion a day keeps everyone away.
Peeling the onion will make you cry,
but the tears are worth the taste.
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