Texas

When I was a kid in west Texas every few years the city would be inundated with really large grasshoppers. It's actually one of the things that I miss now that I no longer live there. The crazy insect infestations, the sunsets, the thunderstorms in the summer time, hornytoads, there are so many things that I took for granted that I really miss now.

There is something surreal about the west Texas plains. A lonely windmill turns slowly in a hint of a breeze. The sky is deep blue. When you stop walking and be still, the loudest sound you hear is a locust, some buzzing critter in the brush or the sound of your own heart beating in your ears. The sun is intense, the solitude magnificent. Be there a God, look for him (her) here.

San Antonio, Texas has a wonderful Riverwalk and great Mexican food.

10 largest cities (2000): Houston, 1,953,631; Dallas, 1,188,580; San Antonio, 1,144,646; Austin, 656,562; El Paso, 563,662; Fort Worth, 534,694; Arlington, 332,969; Corpus Christi, 277,454; Plano, 222,030; Garland, 215,768

The highest point in Texas is Guadalupe Peak (8,749 ft.).

Texas was an independent country, The Republic of Texas, before it joined the United States of America. It has the right to split into five states if it chooses.

But who would get the Alamo then?

The state bird is the mockingbird.

It was chosen in 1927.

Dr. Pepper was invented in 1885 in Waco, Texas by a pharmacist.

I live in Texas.
It's an interesting place. I was born here.
There are better places, like the southern coast of Spain.
There are worse places, like an emergency room on a Saturday night.
It's roughly the size of France.
Some people here are nice, some are assholes.
All in all, it's just like everywhere else, except hotter.

A famous author, wit and traveler of the early nineteenth century described his attitude upon having experienced the American frontier state of Texas in the following manner: (G. W. Bush, please note) »If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell.« If anyone knows the author, I'd sincerely appreciate having my ignorance of that detail erased.