Peanut-butter: smooth or crunchy? Personally, I like things that I don't have to chew. Probably because of those dreams I have where I bite something and my teeth shatter. That's probably the closest thing to a nightmare that I've ever had. So, do I have enough keywords yet? Well, don't forget about the irradiated BigCornOar Sauce. It's especially good with soiledpanties. Damn, I'm smooth.