Car

These are the cars I have owned (in chronologial order) since I was 16 years old.

1. 1959 Chevrolet El Camino
2. 1968 Chevrolet Impala
3. 1965 Plymouth Fury
4. 1971 Pontiac Ventura
5. 1959 Chevrolet Bel Air
6. 1978 Honda Accord
7. 1987 BMW 535is
8. 1990 BMW 325i
9. 1996 Audi Cabriolet
10. 1999 Jeep Grand Cherokee

A car is a great thing. Most people don't understand this, but then again most people are stupid. More power at your control that 99% of humanity ever had. Do something with that power. Drive fast. Make the car your steel horse. Go out and drive for the hell of it, not because you need milk or have to get to work or some other stupid thing like that. Enjoy your dominance over fire, inertia, gravity, and the elements.

Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk.
Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, »I stopped it!«
»I know, you jackass!« said the man. »I was pushing it!«

"o lord, won't you buy me a mercedes-benz
my friends all drive porsches
i must make amends
worked hard all my life
with no help from my friends:
o lord, won't you buy me a mercedes-benz"

-- janis joplin

a mercedes is a fine car, but my opinion is that you get better value for your money if you drive a rice-burner

I have owned two cars. My first one was good, and my seconds one was good also. I like cars

Disgusting, inefficient, but oh so convenient.
I crashed my car into a ditch while trying to avoid a dead racoon. Apparently I hit the racoon anyway. Because of this fact, my insurance didn't go up. I lost less than a drop of blood. »Car accidents build character!«