Cobblestone

A cobblestone is also a word for a guy that doesn't get anything done right. Always making mistakes, like the servant of a really big bad hoodlum intrigating at the king's palace. Mostly they are idiotic little dwarfs that run around yelling »yes master« and »no problem master« and searching for excuses if they failed again to capture the princess.

Rain smoothed and slicked the cobblestones as my feet slipped and slid and I hurried down the hill down the hill to the market. Oh, let Gertrude still be there at her stall! And please let her take pity on my mother and give me some garlic to hang over her bed.

The sun was already flaming the horizon.

Rain smoothed and slicked the cobblestones as my feet slipped and slid and I hurried down the hill down the hill to the market. Oh, let Gertrude still be there at her stall! And please let her take pity on my mother and give me some garlic to hang over her bed.

The sun was already flaming the horizon.

If you drive along a street layed out with cobblestones, everything will shake. It's especially hard with a bycicle.

'..narrow streets of cobblestone.' (Simon & his Furunkl)
What the hell means 'c.'? – Ah, OK.

Me and my 5 brothers & sisters were driving to school on our bicycles. We shouted, but we couldn't understand our neighbour.
My bicycle often had to be repared.
The school was about two and a half kilometers away. I was seven or ten years old. The icecream was very cheap.

So I could have said: »What is this thing called 'cobblestone'?«
(How many mistakes? Excuse me.)