Drugs

Unlike Marilyn Manson, I quite like the drugs, but the drugs don't like me. This often leads to feelings of rejection, and drives me to want the drugs even more. Sadly, they still turn away, and finally got a restraining order. In my despair, I turned to romance. After a depraved spiral into the depths of loving relationships, I am now fully rehabilitated. Thank Zaius for Reese's Pieces.

Regarding the war on drugs in the USA and its czar Gen. McCaffery:

Putting a general in charge of a public health issue makes as much sense as putting a doctor in charge of the Pentagon.

'I don't use drugs,' she said, 'Except for an occasional joint or a little coke.'

'I know, me too,' he said. 'I don't drink either, except for a couple of beers after work.'

Not surprisingly, they were fascinated with each other.

Heard in the open-air market on the Caribbean island of St Vincent:

'Boy! Out de cigarette! Smokin' jangle yu health. Yu muddah ehn tell you dat?

'Me wan' smoke, me smoke.'

'Oh goddd, don' know what dis nation comin' to.'

My current drug of choice is caffeine.
My favorite means of delivery is Diet Coke.
I'm not half the man I used to be.