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ike wrote on Jul 16th 2000, 09:31:06 about
elephant
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Eletelephony
Laura E. Richards
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant--
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone--
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee--
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
Tarzan wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 15:00:46 about
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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
Snow wrote on Apr 4th 2003, 10:44:33 about
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Elephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.
wauz wrote on Mar 3rd 2005, 16:40:00 about
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I want to become the elephant of a china shop.
Crea wrote on Jun 30th 2000, 22:18:42 about
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Which ant is the biggest one?
The Eleph-Ant!!!
cracker wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 14:57:18 about
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How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
Stand it on a leaf and wait ´til autumn.
Crea wrote on Jun 30th 2000, 21:57:42 about
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How to put an elephant into the refrigerator?
Open the door, push the elephant into the refrigerator, close the door.
And how do yuo get a giraffe into a refrig. ?
No Chance! There's an elefant inside...
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Dakota
Created on Jul 18th 2001, 21:18:12 by Agate Fairburn, contains 12 texts
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ncoke
Created on May 2nd 2000, 01:16:47 by ilan, contains 4 texts
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Divengezwitscher
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Created on Jun 8th 2005, 20:26:28 by EDZARD REUTER, contains 4 texts
Unterordnung
Created on Jul 12th 2001, 18:01:57 by Maren, contains 22 texts
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