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ike wrote on Jul 16th 2000, 09:31:06 about
elephant
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Eletelephony
Laura E. Richards
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant--
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone--
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee--
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
Crea wrote on Jun 30th 2000, 22:18:42 about
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Which ant is the biggest one?
The Eleph-Ant!!!
wauz wrote on Mar 3rd 2005, 16:40:00 about
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I want to become the elephant of a china shop.
Snow wrote on Apr 4th 2003, 10:44:33 about
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Elephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.
Groggy groove wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 14:49:12 about
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Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
goatmax1 wrote on Sep 25th 2000, 23:17:47 about
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Little known fact: the factory where they make elephants is closed on Mondays.
Tarzan wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 15:00:46 about
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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
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