| Amount of texts to »elephant« | 49, and there are 46 texts (93.88%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 111 Characters |
| Average Rating | 1.592 points, 10 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 14:49:12 wrote Groggy groove about elephant |
| Latest text | on Sep 28th 2006, 21:08:52 wrote moty about elephant |
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(overall: 10) |
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Texts to »Elephant«
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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
elephant
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How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
He paints his privates red and climbs up a cherry tree.
What´s the loudest noise in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries.
elephant
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Eletelephony
Laura E. Richards
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant--
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone--
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee--
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
elephant
Rating: 4 point(s) | Read and rate text individuallyLittle known fact: the factory where they make elephants is closed on Mondays.
elephant
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
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