Random associativity, rated above-average positively
Texts to »Elephant«
ike wrote on Jul 16th 2000, 09:31:06 about
elephant
Rating: 5 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
Eletelephony
Laura E. Richards
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant--
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone--
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee--
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
wauz wrote on Mar 3rd 2005, 16:40:00 about
elephant
Rating: 10 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
I want to become the elephant of a china shop.
cracker wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 14:57:18 about
elephant
Rating: 5 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
Stand it on a leaf and wait ītil autumn.
Crea wrote on Jun 30th 2000, 22:18:42 about
elephant
Rating: 10 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
Which ant is the biggest one?
The Eleph-Ant!!!
Groggy groove wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 14:49:12 about
elephant
Rating: 5 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
Tarzan wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 15:00:46 about
elephant
Rating: 10 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
Snow wrote on Apr 4th 2003, 10:44:33 about
elephant
Rating: 8 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
Elephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.
| Some random keywords |
development
Created on May 23rd 2001, 18:26:40 by rimmer, contains 8 texts
science
Created on Sep 7th 2002, 21:19:22 by borert re diro, contains 17 texts
surrealism
Created on Mar 17th 2001, 02:05:04 by the old pirate, contains 12 texts
ivory
Created on May 4th 2003, 03:43:52 by elfboi, contains 3 texts
on
Created on Aug 13th 2004, 12:03:08 by frais, contains 16 texts
|
| Some random keywords in the german Blaster |
Phallokratie
Created on Jan 1st 2003, 13:42:41 by mcnep, contains 12 texts
Westen
Created on Jun 1st 1999, 14:45:38 by Mario, contains 75 texts
Architekt
Created on Feb 24th 2003, 23:02:25 by Logophage, contains 14 texts
heimlich
Created on Apr 20th 2001, 06:48:59 by schmackes, contains 28 texts
Sowerby-Zweizahnwal
Created on Mar 22nd 2007, 17:45:31 by platypus, contains 3 texts
unbenommen
Created on May 25th 2004, 00:59:22 by mcnep, contains 4 texts
Zeichentrickporno
Created on Sep 5th 2007, 09:32:15 by Hoden, contains 9 texts
|