| Amount of texts to »elephant« | 49, and there are 46 texts (93.88%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 111 Characters |
| Average Rating | 0.878 points, 10 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 14:49:12 wrote Groggy groove about elephant |
| Latest text | on Sep 28th 2006, 21:08:52 wrote moty about elephant |
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on Sep 28th 2006, 21:08:52 wrote
on Jan 21st 2002, 19:24:19 wrote
on Mar 25th 2001, 16:45:08 wrote |
How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
He paints his privates red and climbs up a cherry tree.
What´s the loudest noise in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries.
Elephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.
Eletelephony
Laura E. Richards
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant--
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone--
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee--
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
Little known fact: the factory where they make elephants is closed on Mondays.
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