elephant
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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
| Amount of texts to »elephant« | 49, and there are 46 texts (93.88%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
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| First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 14:49:12 wrote Groggy groove about elephant |
| Latest text | on Sep 28th 2006, 21:08:52 wrote moty about elephant |
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on Jun 13th 2005, 17:29:59 wrote |
What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
Elephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.
Why are there so many elephants running around in the jungle?
Tarzans fridge is not large enough to hold them all.
Little known fact: the factory where they make elephants is closed on Mondays.
How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
He paints his privates red and climbs up a cherry tree.
What´s the loudest noise in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries.
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