| Amount of texts to »lesbian« | 66, and there are 59 texts (89.39%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 71 Characters |
| Average Rating | -0.061 points, 37 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 15th 2000, 03:07:55 wrote rachel a b about lesbian |
| Latest text | on Feb 5th 2015, 09:46:11 wrote Knacki about lesbian |
| Some texts that have not been rated at all
(overall: 37) |
on Mar 16th 2007, 22:44:58 wrote
on Jul 28th 2004, 07:28:28 wrote
on Dec 16th 2005, 20:31:01 wrote |
Now I will share with you my favorite graffito of all time. You need to do this in 2 colors or if you don't have 2 colors, use different handwriting styles.
FIRST STYLE: My mother made me a lesbian.
SECOND STYLE: If I gave her the yarn, would she make me one too?
Maybe you had to be there!
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red »H« on her chest.
»How did you get that mark on your chest?« asks the doctor.
»Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,« she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue »Y« on her chest.
»How did you get that mark on your chest?« asks the doctor.
»Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love,« she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green »M« on her chest.
»Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?« asks the doctor.
»No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?«
Lesbianism is almost an institution. You never forget your first lesbian. Mine was a girl named Lisa (and I thought they were all named Sheila or Deborah). Anyway...Lisa told me about the three categories of Lesbian: Lipstick, Diesel, and Granola. 10 years later, Lipstick Lisa is married to an 80 year old billionaire who lives on the other side of the country. He just thinks all those girls who hang out in his East Coast mansion are there for canasta.
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slippery
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Delirium
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| Some random keywords in the german Blaster |
Hundewetter
Kuscheldecke
naturgemäß
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Verlangen
Kehle
UnterlasseneHilfeleistung
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