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blöök! wrote on May 2nd 2000, 21:40:02 about
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A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red »H« on her chest.
»How did you get that mark on your chest?« asks the doctor.
»Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,« she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue »Y« on her chest.
»How did you get that mark on your chest?« asks the doctor.
»Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love,« she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green »M« on her chest.
»Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?« asks the doctor.
»No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?«
Julianne wrote on Apr 15th 2000, 08:13:16 about
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Now I will share with you my favorite graffito of all time. You need to do this in 2 colors or if you don't have 2 colors, use different handwriting styles.
FIRST STYLE: My mother made me a lesbian.
SECOND STYLE: If I gave her the yarn, would she make me one too?
Maybe you had to be there!
Jackson wrote on Apr 18th 2000, 02:57:10 about
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I moved to the neighborhood because there were so many attractive young women there. Little did I know that I was moving to a neighborhood with the highest concentration of lesbians in the entire city.
At least you can get a good cup of coffee there.
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