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Jackson wrote on Apr 18th 2000, 02:57:10 about
lesbian
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I moved to the neighborhood because there were so many attractive young women there. Little did I know that I was moving to a neighborhood with the highest concentration of lesbians in the entire city.
At least you can get a good cup of coffee there.
blöök! wrote on May 2nd 2000, 21:40:02 about
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A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red »H« on her chest.
»How did you get that mark on your chest?« asks the doctor.
»Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,« she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue »Y« on her chest.
»How did you get that mark on your chest?« asks the doctor.
»Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love,« she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green »M« on her chest.
»Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?« asks the doctor.
»No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?«
Julianne wrote on Apr 15th 2000, 08:13:16 about
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Now I will share with you my favorite graffito of all time. You need to do this in 2 colors or if you don't have 2 colors, use different handwriting styles.
FIRST STYLE: My mother made me a lesbian.
SECOND STYLE: If I gave her the yarn, would she make me one too?
Maybe you had to be there!
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ZX9R
Created on Nov 8th 2000, 10:08:45 by Bren, contains 19 texts
him
Created on Dec 28th 2004, 02:00:21 by Reginald, contains 5 texts
Olympic
Created on Sep 21st 2000, 20:46:48 by Newsman, contains 14 texts
crappy
Created on Dec 31st 2002, 05:04:09 by [das flederwiesel]™, contains 2 texts
wool
Created on Sep 2nd 2003, 06:09:46 by taylor, contains 3 texts
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Herrschaft
Created on Dec 5th 2001, 23:02:19 by Gaddhafi, contains 28 texts
Der-Koch-hob-den-Deckel
Created on Aug 14th 2012, 23:56:45 by Extra Golden, contains 8 texts
RealExistierenderChristianismus
Created on Jan 5th 2003, 22:39:43 by MechanicalBoy, contains 11 texts
krampfhaft
Created on Jan 21st 2003, 15:47:21 by namensindschallundrauch@der-nachtmensch.de, contains 10 texts
Zustandsänderung
Created on Jul 3rd 2000, 13:18:41 by Rami, contains 22 texts
Stopfpilz
Created on Apr 13th 2007, 20:20:52 by tootsie, contains 4 texts
Vierzeiler
Created on Oct 12th 2012, 15:16:05 by mrcookie, contains 4 texts
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