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Julianne wrote on Apr 15th 2000, 08:13:16 about
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Now I will share with you my favorite graffito of all time. You need to do this in 2 colors or if you don't have 2 colors, use different handwriting styles.
FIRST STYLE: My mother made me a lesbian.
SECOND STYLE: If I gave her the yarn, would she make me one too?
Maybe you had to be there!
blöök! wrote on May 2nd 2000, 21:40:02 about
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A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red »H« on her chest.
»How did you get that mark on your chest?« asks the doctor.
»Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,« she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue »Y« on her chest.
»How did you get that mark on your chest?« asks the doctor.
»Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love,« she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green »M« on her chest.
»Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?« asks the doctor.
»No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?«
sara the mac wrote on Apr 17th 2000, 08:54:29 about
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she ran away from her parents' white-picket-fenced suburbia to live in the lesbian capital of the known universe. numerologists studied the postal code and discovered a correspondence between the first 6 digits and the letters of sappho's name. she didn't care about that. she had to figure out what the new rules were and what the new game was called.
| Some random keywords |
Iceland
Created on Dec 29th 2004, 05:26:43 by Klaxzon, contains 4 texts
evolution
Created on Apr 20th 2002, 01:45:23 by presidentbush, contains 11 texts
snake
Created on Jul 7th 2001, 01:36:05 by belle, contains 19 texts
caution
Created on Feb 17th 2004, 01:00:22 by rkcba, contains 7 texts
Pawnshop
Created on Jul 21st 2001, 20:42:03 by Pawnshop, contains 5 texts
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| Some random keywords in the german Blaster |
saufen
Created on Mar 19th 2000, 18:39:20 by Mirko, contains 116 texts
zeilenschinderei
Created on Sep 19th 2001, 21:23:11 by Metzgervereinigung, contains 14 texts
Bundesnachrichtendienst
Created on Jan 20th 2002, 09:09:31 by pikeur, contains 25 texts
AnonymeSexpartner
Created on Aug 17th 2002, 13:33:21 by Lohengrin, contains 19 texts
Kafffee
Created on Jun 8th 2001, 04:26:51 by Pope, contains 20 texts
Kühlschrankkunde
Created on Mar 19th 2026, 10:49:35 by Pasolini, contains 3 texts
Einschlagkrater
Created on Jun 8th 2003, 21:16:56 by mcnep, contains 4 texts
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