Zen

I'd be way into Zen if it weren't for all the hitting. I used to be into it, and went to this zendo, you know? So I'm just sitting there, trying to be all zen, and then this jerk-monk bashes me on the back with a stick, and I say »hey, dude, what got up your robe?« So he says to be quiet and get back to it, so I do and am thinking about nothing but this pretty girl i once new and then BAM he hits me again, like he knew I wasn't thinking about the picture of the fat guy, so I just got up and left and I haven't missed it one bit.