Amount of texts to »dead« 55, and there are 52 texts (94.55%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 123 Characters
Average Rating 1.655 points, 14 Not rated texts
First text on Apr 24th 2000, 20:54:59 wrote
genericus the unlabled about dead
Latest text on Oct 29th 2015, 11:11:17 wrote
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on Jun 14th 2001, 16:02:19 wrote
HaroldShipman,M.D. about dead

on Sep 12th 2000, 20:54:46 wrote
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on Jun 14th 2001, 15:58:03 wrote
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A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens wrote on Dec 7th 2004, 10:42:42 about

dead

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Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.

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ike wrote on May 20th 2000, 01:02:52 about

dead

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Owner: »Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue ... what's, uh ... what's wrong with it

Customer: »I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it

Owner: »No, no, 'e's uh ... he's resting.«

Customer: »Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now

Owner: »No, no – he's not dead, he's – he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, innit, ay? Beautiful plumage!«

Customer: »The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead

Owner: »Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!«
...........and so on
excerpted from some transcript of Monty Python's Dead Parrot Sketch.

A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens wrote on Dec 7th 2004, 10:52:58 about

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Scrooge knew he was dead? Of course he did. How could it be otherwise? Scrooge and he were partners for I don't know how many years. Scrooge was his sole executor, his sole administrator, his sole assign, his sole residuary legatee, his sole friend, and sole mourner. And even Scrooge was not so dreadfully cut up by the sad event, but that he was an excellent man of business on the very day of the funeral, and solemnised it with an undoubted bargain.

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daniel wrote on May 4th 2000, 10:04:05 about

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All the seamonkeys started out dead. They lay in small pools of water collected on the kitchen floor. Gradually, a few of them began to kick and squirm. Then more came to life, and more, until almost all of them flopped about on the tile. In a burst of motion the water that they now swam in heaved together into a liquid blob, shot up off of the floor, and formed a solid glass container wrapped in telephone cord on the counter top. »Mom be careful!« a child's voice pleaded.

The Green Man wrote on Jun 2nd 2000, 03:56:21 about

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It's easy to sleep when you're dead.

--sung by Of Montreal

sdw wrote on Jun 12th 2001, 18:15:37 about

dead

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I had been up all night and I was dead on my feet, but still I had to continue. After all, the terrorists were still determined to blow up the stage, and I was the only one who knew it.

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