Amount of texts to »dead« 55, and there are 52 texts (94.55%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 123 Characters
Average Rating 1.745 points, 14 Not rated texts
First text on Apr 24th 2000, 20:54:59 wrote
genericus the unlabled about dead
Latest text on Oct 29th 2015, 11:11:17 wrote
carolyn stewart about dead
Some texts that have not been rated at all
(overall: 14)

on Mar 28th 2002, 16:40:39 wrote
Justin Hoppensteadt about dead

on Jun 14th 2001, 16:00:47 wrote
HaroldShipman,M.D. about dead

on May 3rd 2001, 02:23:19 wrote
bobo hairy about dead

Random associativity, rated above-average positively

Texts to »Dead«

A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens wrote on Dec 7th 2004, 10:52:58 about

dead

Rating: 21 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

>>>

Scrooge knew he was dead? Of course he did. How could it be otherwise? Scrooge and he were partners for I don't know how many years. Scrooge was his sole executor, his sole administrator, his sole assign, his sole residuary legatee, his sole friend, and sole mourner. And even Scrooge was not so dreadfully cut up by the sad event, but that he was an excellent man of business on the very day of the funeral, and solemnised it with an undoubted bargain.

>>>

A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens wrote on Dec 7th 2004, 10:42:42 about

dead

Rating: 23 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

>>>

Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.

>>>

ike wrote on May 20th 2000, 01:02:52 about

dead

Rating: 5 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

...............
Owner: »Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue ... what's, uh ... what's wrong with it

Customer: »I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it

Owner: »No, no, 'e's uh ... he's resting.«

Customer: »Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now

Owner: »No, no – he's not dead, he's – he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, innit, ay? Beautiful plumage!«

Customer: »The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead

Owner: »Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!«
...........and so on
excerpted from some transcript of Monty Python's Dead Parrot Sketch.

daniel wrote on May 4th 2000, 10:04:05 about

dead

Rating: 6 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

All the seamonkeys started out dead. They lay in small pools of water collected on the kitchen floor. Gradually, a few of them began to kick and squirm. Then more came to life, and more, until almost all of them flopped about on the tile. In a burst of motion the water that they now swam in heaved together into a liquid blob, shot up off of the floor, and formed a solid glass container wrapped in telephone cord on the counter top. »Mom be careful!« a child's voice pleaded.

The Green Man wrote on Jun 2nd 2000, 03:56:21 about

dead

Rating: 4 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

It's easy to sleep when you're dead.

--sung by Of Montreal

rocktastic@hotmail.com wrote on Apr 14th 2001, 18:57:49 about

dead

Rating: 1 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.

I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.

Did a large procession wave their torches as my head fell in the basket? And was everybody dancing on the casket?

Now its over, I'm dead, and I haven't done anything that I want
OOOOR
I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.

I will never say the word »procrastinate« again,
I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed.
I didn't apologize for when I was 8 and I made my younger brother have to be my personal slave.

Some random keywords

dusty
Created on Jul 15th 2000, 14:33:43 by nevermind, contains 9 texts

empire
Created on Jul 31st 2002, 02:41:28 by jason, contains 4 texts

float
Created on Dec 2nd 2001, 02:48:56 by me and smiley, contains 4 texts

cunt
Created on Nov 14th 2001, 10:37:29 by hoker poker, contains 45 texts

clear
Created on Apr 30th 2002, 07:21:22 by Lolina, contains 5 texts

Some random keywords in the german Blaster

trällern
Created on Jan 23rd 2002, 13:48:27 by Belletriste, contains 7 texts

Muskelfrau
Created on Jul 27th 2006, 22:57:34 by Luca, contains 85 texts

Todestrieb
Created on Oct 8th 2005, 10:57:13 by mcnep, contains 12 texts

Zähne
Created on Sep 23rd 2001, 15:53:38 by Annika, contains 54 texts

Grippewelle
Created on Jan 12th 2000, 21:19:00 by mak, contains 19 texts

Gerichtsvollzieher
Created on Jul 14th 2000, 12:24:35 by haraldino, contains 19 texts


The Assoziations-Blaster is a project by Assoziations-Blaster-Team | Deutsche Statistik | 0.0111 Sec. Ugly smelling email spammers: eat this!